Bezalel's Lohan Test

Bezalel wanted me to write about it, so here it is. Last Friday, he had his last day at the Chinese School for Martial Arts, where he's been taking Kung Fu for the last two years. He was promoted steadily through the ranks, and was recently accepted into the exclusive Lohan group, where they wear black uniforms with yellow sashes. The test is one of endurance, so the sifu (the guy in charge of the place) has the kids doing things like: jumping jacks for 3 minutes, uncle willies for 3 minutes (staying at the top of a pushup, but with elbows on the floor) and other masochistic activities. Needless to say, there is a reason why the sifu does not recommend the parents come. However, as a sign of support for Bezalel, I came. And left soon after I got there. Anyway, we're all really proud of him. He has worked very hard, and even passed the Lohan test!